My Couch vs Arkon

posted by the intolerant on January 6, 2008 - 1:42am

So my question is who would win in an awesome fight, my couch or Arkon. I have provided a picture for affirmation. my couch is obviously the awesome thing the back and Arkon is the fag on the left. I'm the asshole on the right. This is serious business.

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On January 6, 2008 - 5:44am

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By DocHollidae

On January 6, 2008 - 5:44am

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By DocHollidae

On January 6, 2008 - 5:49am

1) How drunk were you when you took that picture?
2) How drunk were you when you posted that picture?

By DocHollidae

On January 6, 2008 - 12:06pm

When I first glanced at this pic, I thought someone had fake-posted some gay pr0n. I stand corrected.

By Arcane

On January 6, 2008 - 2:03pm

LOL nice, seem you guys had a good time. With the shirts off and everything.

By Sam

On January 6, 2008 - 2:45pm

To answer your queries, 1) extremely drunk at about 9am. arkon and someone else woke me up at 8, so i made them do shots and chug beers. 2) not nearly as drunk as i would have liked to have been.

and sam, you have no idea how much fun we had. snap snap wink wink.

By the intolerant

On January 7, 2008 - 1:48am

Maybe a little background on this photo is a little important. This was taken from my computer, so there was no camra delay. This means that I could not pull off THE BEST CAMERA POSE EVAR!!!1 :

lawlz. Anyways, That couch may look lame, but its comfortable as hell, just even competing with such an awesome object just makes me awesome by osmosis.

My point is, lactos likes dudes. the end.

By arkon

On January 7, 2008 - 6:41am

i hope "it" is as good to the couch as it is to you

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